Bar Jokes

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks.  After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket,  then orders the bartender to  prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it , he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.  The bartender says, "Look, buddy,  I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies,  "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she  starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."